10 Things to do when your are out of other things to do and you cant thiNk of anything and you decided to spend time looking at blogs for suggestions

WARNING some of these listed activities might be dangerous such as number 8.

1. Stare at a wall until you see something interesting.
2. Make your BLOG gay and hope nobody reads it.
3. Find a cat.
4. Yell real loud in a public area "I just crapped my pants".
5. Pretend to be blind at local supermarket.
6. Spontaneously get up and dance until you pass out.
7. Sit on the pot until you have an epiphany or have to take a dump.
8. Listen to country music and sing to it until something happens.
9. Try to sit in the most awkward position possible without breaking your back.
10. Go home and die.

10 Funducational Crap things

Ten things children of all ages can do for safe and wholesome fun.

1. Plunge off your roof and land in toilet.
2. Write really crappy blogs that nobody will read.
3. Print off this blog and use as T.P.
4. Next
5. I'm running out of ideas.
6. Treasure hunt for dog crap in the yard.
7. Put in bag and set to flame on neighbors porch.
8. Fart in elevator.
9. Egg a car with plastic eggs full of Crap.
10. Go home and die.

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the fourth... who cares anyway

Soany waythe oncewa samann amedh arryh ehadtw entyki dso fhisown. Thenhew entan dtoo kadum ponh isnei ghborsla wnan dblam edito nhisdog.

The third lamest blog ever

YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS. THEY ANNOY ME. alot. I MEAN HOW PLEASANT IS IT TO LOOK AT THIS BLOG. GET IT. ANYWHO WHATS EVEN BETTER THAN MAKING PEANUT BUTTER CREAM CHEESE SANDWICHES AND A SIDE OF DEEP FRIED ONIONS WITH MUSTARD... I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. LATER.

Second lamest blog ever

One time I went out to the outhouse and tripped and fell into a steaming pile of juniper juice it was very pleasant so to speak and then I got up and went.

My first lame blog

There is no such thing as an interesting blog. So I'm going to try and make the most boring one. Last night I stayed up all night eating cheese and I was BLOGGED. Get it. Butt it was some old english cheese some I'm still BLOGGED. Get it. Does anybody have a plunger because I broke mine I don't want to go into the details about how it happened I just want to emphasize BLOGGED. Get it.
One Night My Friend harry Was BLOGGED on the toilet for Hours. Get it. Then his wife came in and BLOGGED him senseless because he BLOGGED the toilet. Get it.
Alright that's enough of that BLOGGING on. Get it. BLOG-EDY BLOG BLOG BLOG. Get it.
So one time I was walking down the road and I saw this reaaally fat guy. Get it.